(this was posted originally a week ago but because it got some unwanted spam in the comments, I deleted it, added comment moderation, and I am re-posting it)
I was watching a football game with Ryan and a Legal ad came on and asked: “Did you take (drug X) before 1992 and now have (medical problem Y)? If so, you may be entitled to financial compensation.” I told him that I was waiting for the ad that says, “Did you eat a lot of Arby’s in 2003-04? The Rueben? Do you currently have M.S. with severe vocal strain? If so, call this toll free number; you may be entitled to financial compensation?”
Or “Do you love little chocolate donuts? Cream Soda? At Tommy’s, did you eat a lot those fiery hot yellow peppers to show of for the ladies and now walk unsteadily? Well, that wasn’t wise, we feel bad for you, and there has been no link proven, BUT if you want to just roll the dice and sue someone, call us.”
2 comments:
I'm still waiting for the "Did you get the poison batch of Tommy's chili one very early Monday morning in early 1994...."
I've had a weak stomach ever since.
:)
we're waiting for that one, too! ; )
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