Weight Loss Plan

Dave’s Simple 3-Step Diet

1. Get MS
2. Begin treating MS symptoms with steroids and interferons, and then address the drug side-effects with anti-depressants, sleeping pills and a handful of other stuff that you can’t even classify.
3. Eat whatever you want

Warning: Step 1 makes you want to eat as healthy as possible. Step 2 makes you not want to eat at all, so Step 3 is not as fun as it may sound. Perhaps Step 3 should read “Three times a day, muscle down something to raise energy level from zombie to pathetic.” OK, that is an exaggeration but you can’t dispute the results: I’ve lost 25% of my body weight in just two long years!